Showing posts with label dork. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dork. Show all posts

Thursday, September 10, 2009

-| Notty Boys! |-

Went shopping yesterday with my little sister to cheer her up and to exchange a broken necklace. We walked pass a kid whom I assume is about 13-14 years old. Guess he's just weird or his hormone is running wild. He looked at us funny and said "Hi there!". I looked back and give him a 5 second look, MEAN one. He got scared and we continue walking.

Today, as I was walking out of the house with my little sister, again a kid in a passing school bus shouted, "Hey babe. Wassup? Do you like that?". Because he's such a little kid, my little sister started cracking up. I thought it was funny and laughed too but I also flicked at him. Muahahaha...yes, I'm mean like that, especially to perveted little boys. I think they deserve it because don't try to hit on me when your DICK aren't even fully grown yet. Mess with girls your own age RAWR!

Monday, September 07, 2009

Ate Jack In The Box and now I feel guilty and I have a sudden craving for dancing. Other than swimming, running and pilates, I used to dance to maintain my weight. Though I'm no master at dancing, I've been doing it since I was 5 from funny chicken dance to bhangra dance to chacha to chinese fan dance to joget to Grease and to weird hip hop routine that we created ourselves, I had a lot of fun doing it.

After I graduated from university, the only times I dance were in the club. Sometimes I wish I'm back in school dancing away with my girls not having to worry about anything at all. Hmm...this calls for an action. My next goal shall be to take up a dancing class but what dance should I pick though? Latin? HipHop? Jazz? Dang it, I wanna learn it all!

Alright, nuff of blabbering! Time to blast some BEP and shake my booty! Uh woo Uh woo!

Sunday, August 30, 2009

Yeap, I haven't showered Roccio in 3 weeks and he's a walking stinky poo poo. But he's still very adorable nonetheless.


Does this look like a disgusted face? No? Oh whatever!

You know what's weird? We are so used to his stinky-ness we actually love it! O_o And we sometimes don't shower him on purpose so we can all smokey that lil stinky poo poo. That just goes to show we are one crazy household, particularly me and MoofMoof.


This is what my stinky poo poo would do for his treat

Thursday, January 08, 2009

-| SWIG? |-

A new word that I learned from MoofMoof today - Swig = Super Twig. I'm always mesmerized by his ability to mix, match and mesh words into one funky word.


Apparently he says that I should eat more so I don't become a swig or a twig. But he's probably blinded by love because for all I know I've not lost any weight but gained since I got here.

I don't know how anyone can turn into a swig when they don't serve "skinny" food here. They have fat and greasy written all over the menu. I'm not saying I hate them though. In fact I LOVEeeeeeeeeee THEM. Those juicy steak strategically placed in between the bread, topped with fresh lettuce, onion, tomato and cheese with lots of finger-licking-good fries at the side - I mean c'mon, how can anyone resist them? 

Plus I always have 2 big tubs of Dreyer's ice cream (Peanut Butter Cup & Nestle Drumstick Sundae Cone - both my favourite) sitting in the refrigerator waiting to be gobbled down by obviously ME us.

"So honey, I don't think you'll ever have to worry about me becoming a SWIG."

I think he has to worry more about me becoming a PIG (not that I'm not already) than a SWIG . muahahahaha

Saturday, July 26, 2008

Do not attempt to strike up a conversation on Skype, Live Messenger, Google Talk or any other IM application OR sign on your Facebook to scan through everyone's new pictures just glance at the updates while you're cooking, else you risk eating "Me + IM + Facebook + Cooking Pasta = Soggy UglyTasting Pasta". Urghhhhhhhh, what a BIG ewwwwwwwwww!

It's just toooooooooo ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww-ey that my camera won't even "chik chak" when I press the snap button. Can you imagine how ugly that marsh looking pasta is? You still want pictures? Tough Nougies! No pictures! Camera won't budge.

Lesson learned.

p/s: It is not the first time this has happened. There was another shrimpy incident (Shrimpy was meant for MoofMoof - he laughed so much he nearly wet his pants).

Thursday, May 08, 2008

-| 2% MILK |-

As I was chatting with Denny, we stumbled upon what he ate for the day and 2% milk was mentioned. Hmm…was scratching my head, wondering what’s a 2% milk. Is it some kinda new dairy product with some fancy new milk-making technology? Does the milk contain only 2% milk? Then, what would the other 98% be? I’ve never heard of a 2% milk before, never ever in my life until then. It’s either that the term isn’t being used in Malaysia or I’m too ignorance to notice such a thing existed.

Okay to those who are just as lost as I am when it comes to what’s a 2% milk, here’s a little fact about it that I’ve googled up from the web.

The 2% refers to the percentage of fat by weight that the milk contains while normal full cream milk contains about 3.5% fat. 2% milk is often mistaken for low fat milk but in fact it can only be referred to as reduced-fat milk. 1 serving of 2% milk still contains 5g of fat that derives close to 35% of its’ calories from fat but to qualify as low fat milk, its’ total fat content must be 3g or less. So if you’re serious about eating a low fat diet, 2% milk isn’t gonna cut it, you’ll have to opt for 1% or best of all, go for fat free milk.

Well hopefully this tiny piece of information helps make you a smarter milk-shopper and not a dumb milk-shopper that I used to be. Does the milk contain only 2% milk? Duh! What a silly question to ask >.< …I’m such a DORK…

 
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